Please, have another serving of Bernardo’s bull

This is a press release sent out today by Terry Bernardo:
Dump Terry Bernardo
Dump Terry Bernardo
Dump Terry Bernardo
Sloppy, aren’t we? Imagine dating a real County document one year earlier. Unless dating the press release April 2, 2012 is some kind of a secret handshake among Bernardo loyalists.

So, here she is – Legislative Chairman Terry Bernardo – taking “a break from her busy schedule today to prepare for tomorrow’s recognition of National Walking Day sponsored by the American Heart Association.”

Busy schedule my foot – her taxidermist is closed on Tuesdays – but lets see how she prepared for tomorrow’s recognition: “Chairman Bernardo is encouraging all Ulster County residents, visitors, employers and employees to wear sneakers tomorrow.” Oh, yeah, that required a big chunk of time off her busy schedule!

Let’s examine another seed from Terry Bernardo’s pumpkin: “Physical activity is great
when it is incorporated into your daily activities.” So, physical activity is not that great when it’s not done?

You want more? Look here: “As part of this National Walking Day, Ulster County residents are encouraged to take just 30 minutes out of their day to get up and walk.” Excuse me, what about the residents of Orange County? Langdon Chapman could use some exercising too…

And now, ladies and gentlemen, it’s my pleasure to introduce the Blah-Blah-Blah: “Ulster County residents who join the millions of Americans across the Nation on April 3, 2013 to take steps to a healthier life are asked to let the Chairman know by joining her in the newly formed online Ulster County Walking Club.”

Before you get the wrong idea that Terry Bernardo is actually part of something bigger than herself, look below:
Dump Terry Bernardo
Dump Terry Bernardo
Dump Terry Bernardo
Terry’s millions of Americans prove to be only 506 worlwide, while the newly formed online Ulster County Walking Club has only two members – Terry Bernardo and Krista Barringer:
Dump Terry Bernardo
Dump Terry Bernardo
Dump Terry Bernardo
What, pray tell, is the purpose of this press release calling for action next day at 8:00 AM, other than sending to media another picture of Terry the Exhibitionist?

– Jon Dogar-Marinesco

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8 Responses to Please, have another serving of Bernardo’s bull

  1. Anonymous says:

    Lol. Jon’s April fools day letter looked more official than this.

    There is only two members because Mr Terry Bernardo didn’t back room deal the support. This is a reflection of her number of votes without a back room deal during elections.

  2. Anonymous says:

    The 0.7 person must be the little guy, since he lent her the shorts…

  3. Anonymous says:

    I get just as much exercise laughing everytime I read about Bernardo. What a clown 🙂

  4. Anonymous says:

    everything Bernardo does has an element of being deceitful. I would love to see the picture this morning of her walking with the same outfit.

  5. Anonymous says:

    Maybe the walk will clear her head of the crazies.

  6. Anonymous says:

    “Let’s join together in our efforts by walking with others to stay motivated and improve our accountability while meeting new people with similar goals.”

    Walking with others to improve our accountability?
    Now I’m sure Terry’s not crazy, you need a brain for that.

  7. Anonymous says:

    LMAO…… Terry used the word accountability….. WTF does she know about accountability?

  8. Anonymous says:

    And Krista Barringer is paid how much to be Bernardo’s lap press secretary? Unethical and obscene to post such nonsense. How many stooges do they employ in that office? Proofing is not a requirement before crap is fired off electronically?

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