Step right up, it’s circus time!

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To enter the FedEx Small Business Grant Contest and compete for a share of $50,000 in small business grants, tell FedEx – by February 9 – what separates your business from the rest. Once your application is approved, the voting period begins and the number of votes you receive will boost your visibility in the contest and is one factor that FedEx will consider when selecting the finalists and the winners.

Got it? Free money! What are you waiting for? First step, write an idiotic “business plan.”

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Of course, by now everybody at FedEx is FedUp with your writing skills:

    “Skate Time 209 would use the grant to invest in a flying trapeze/circus program for our youth. This program would help kids get fit and learn the skill of entertaining. The social network that is created through the bond of circus teamwork, commitment and discipline, can combat the seductive appeal of gangs and drugs. The sense of accomplishment and self-determination learned through trapeze and circus program will carry into other aspects of kids lives and would be a positive impact on the community.”

When you’re done with the blah-blah-blah, focus on step two: getting the votes. Go to Facebook, create a fake event and ask the guests to vote for you:

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And always, always lead by example:

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And always impart your wisdom unto the unwashed masses.

    “They say everything in politics is about timing, and trapeze is absolutely about timing. It’s like a pendulum going back and forth,” Terry Bernardo said. “Timing is everything.”

    Dump Terry Bernardo

– Jon Dogar-Marinesco

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4 Responses to Step right up, it’s circus time!

  1. Anonymous says:

    When your PILOT’s waning, ya do what ya gotta do.

    Let’s hope that if they win it, FedEx is better with contracts & follow-up than the UCIDA was.

  2. Anonymous says:

    WTF !!!! is this for real? If it is I hope someone has contacted FedEx and enlightened them as to they would be getting themselves into!

  3. Anonymous says:

    Fake event? No surprise! From fake eyelashes to phony personalities – it’s called consistency.
    Bernardos would never tell you what’s the purpose of an event; once they had a free luncheon and the purpose was to get signatures on her petitions; they started an organization last year on Gun Day, but the intention was just to create followers for Terry’s re-election. Speaking of evil, her birthday parties were in fact fund-raisers ($46 for a piece of cake?).

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