Originally aimed at pre-adolescent females, Hello Kitty’s market has broadened to include Terry Bernardo, the incumbent legislator from District 21.

Hello Kitty’s popularity began waning before the year 2000 and has never recovered, but Terry Bernardo didn’t get the memo. Look at her Facebook photo. Try not to cringe.

This coming Tuesday, Hello Kitty will fight John “do you know Jack” Dawson in the Republican Primary. This is the time when what is needed is not just rhetoric, but boots on the ground:

– Jon Dogar-Marinesco